Congress
“My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year
for his checkup, and again during the year
if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing,
and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess,
someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations
absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely
no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head…….
I think my dog is a member of Congress!”
http://www.jeffersonreview.com/2012/02/about-my-dog/